Almost every Friday that we are at work, the DH and I order Chinese. We like our local restaurant, The China Kitchen (ah, these whimsical names!) and we get dinner portions, which are enough for two meals. That way, if DH has to be out shooting a wedding - or I'm officiating at one - the other partner has a lunch ready on Saturday, no worries. Plus we're chea...um, frugal.
With Chinese food comes fortune cookies. DH usually gets any cookies with multiple fortunes. He's lucky like that. "Like that" meaning in ways that will not win us the lotto. But today Fortune smiled on me. (I'm so punny.)
"You are a person of culture."
"You are never bitter, deceptive or petty."
Hmmm. :::Bugs Bunny voice::: Dey don't know me too well, do dey?