My grandson, aged all of five, called me today to thank me for a cookie in a tin I'd sent home with his mother from work. Just a little something I picked up at Wally World, mostly because he likes soccer and the tin said, "I Like Soccer."
I'm nothing if not imaginative.
Anyway, he thanked me, and I told him I loved him, to which he courteously replied that he loved me too, although I could tell his attention was more focused on the cookie which he knew he couldn't have until post-lunch.
"You know what?" I asked?
"What?" he replied. Kid's sharp as a tack.
"You know what I tell people about you?"
"What?" (if it ain't broke, figures Camo...)
"I tell people that you make the sun rise every morning."
"Oh." (I can practically hear the visions of chocolate chips in his head.)
"You should tell your mommy I said that."
Now, from my end of the phone, I hear Cameron telling his mother what I said. She asks him, amused, "Grandma says you make the sun rise?" "Yep," says the king of one-word answers. "Well, do you?" his mom asked.
In a tone of suddenly intense exasperation (the cookie IS waiting, after all), Camo bursts out,
"I don't know!!!!"
BTW, as I was finishing this, he called to inform me that the cookie "was DELICIOUS!" Smart kid; he knows flattery will get him everywhere.
I think the DH taught him that.